I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.
sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
– personal (via yoitshenny)
google just made me so emo
oh my god I can’t stop crying
From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.
I’m not crying you’re crying
unexpected-imperial-inquisition:
I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building.
– (via deeplifequotes)